Sunday, February 14, 2010
Valentine's Spoilers
If you don't have a valentine this year, don't worry, you can still spoil at least something for those who do. Buy a packet of Sweetheart Spoilers and find people on dates... then just give them a bunch of these. Chances are they've seen the movie, but if they haven't they're gonna have as awful a day as you. And that's something we can all be proud of.
Self-Referential Valentines
These sweethearts have absolutely no sense of awareness outside of the bare bone facts that they are in fact sweethearts. They were probably made by a man who has no idea of anything outside the fact that his name is Bobby. They will be most enjoyed by a man who only knows his name is Dru... that and he loves non-creative sweethearts.
Valentinexistentialism
Valentine's 2.0
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